Learn the Lingo

$ : Symbol used to refer to fee & tips in $100 increments. For example $$$ would imply the patron spent $300 dollars.

2 Foot Rule : A Florida law which states that a dancer must keep both feet on the floor. The intent of this law was to prohibit dancers from providing extras.Two-foot rule.

411 : Information or intelligence. As in, “I have the 411 on bambi’s dances.”

Air Dance : A lap dance where there is no contact between the patron and the dancer. Typically the dancer will hover over the patron, going to extremes not to touch the patron.

Amazon : A tall, strong, often masculine looking dancer.

Asian : Also called Tossing The Salad, or Rimming. Where one person licks the anus of another person.

ATF : All Time Favorite. Used to refer to a patron’s all time favorite dancer at a club.

ATM : The euphanism used by dancers to refer to an easy mark, or a patron who is good for wringing lots of bills out of. Also used to refer to an automatic teller machine.

Bag : A condom, as in “I filled the bag”, or “BJ with a bag”. Also called a hat, or a jimmy sleeve.

Ballet : The Great Canadian Ballet. A term used to describe Canadian strip clubs.

Balloons : Breast implants, also referred to as store bought, or bolt-ons.

Bareback : Without a condom. As in “she rode me bareback”, or “the BJ was bareback”.

BBBJ : Bare Back Blow Job.

BBBJTC : Bareback blow job to completion.

BBBJTCNQNS : Bareback blow job to completion, no quit, no spit.

BBFS : Bare Back Full Service

BCD : Behind Closed Doors. Some clubs will have closed rooms or partitions where the lap dance occurs.

Beret : A condom, also called a hat, a bag or a jimmy sleeve

BF : A dancer’s boyfriend. Could also refer to a patron the dancer will sit with exclusively.

Billy Joel : A Blow Job.

Bird Dog : A bouncer who monitors the lap dance area

Bird Watching : A BBBJ where the dancer swallows. A reference to the the famous line “When the swallows come back to Capistrano”

Blue Pill : Viagra. Also called a Little Blue Pill, or little blue helper.

Bolt-ons : Breast implants, also referred to as store bought, or baloons.

Boob Shots : When the shooter girl pours liquor over her breasts and the patron drinks the alcohol off her breasts

Butter Face : A dancer who has a great body, but a face only a mother could love. “everything but her face…”

Call Girl : Also known as hooker, prostitute or escort. Any dancer who offers sex for money.

Cattle Call : A special stage show that brings all the dancers on stage at one time. This allows the patrons to view all the dancers working that shift.

CBJ : Covered Blow Job. A blow job using a condom for protection.

CD : 1. Couch Dance. A 1 on 1 dance performed on a couch or chair. 2. Cross Dresser. A male dancer that dresses like a female dancer.

CFS : Covered Full Service. Using a condom during intercourse.

Champagne Court : Also called the Champagne Room, or VIP Room. An upscale version of the lap dance room. The name was derived from the original Champagne room that required the patron to purchase an over-priced bottle of champagne to enter the room. Champagne Courts typically cost a premium and may or may not allow for a more private setting for the lap dance. Most Champagne Courts will allow for an extended dance time to justify the premium pricing.

Champagne Room : Also called the Champagne Court, or VIP Room. An upscale version of the lap dance room. The name was derived from the original Champagne rooms that required the patron to purchase an over-priced bottle of champagne to enter the room. Champagne Rooms typically cost a premium and may or may not allow for a more private setting for the lap dance. Most Champagne Rooms will allow for an extended dance time to justify the premium pricing.

CIM : Cum in Mouth. Usually after a blow job.

Civilian : A female patron. Any female at a strip club that is not a dancer or barmaid. Also referred to as a Civy

Civy : A female patron. Any female at a strip club that is not a dancer or barmaid. Short for Civilian.

COF : When a patron spews his cum all over a dancer’s face. Also referred to as a facial, or face painting.

Dancer’s Regulars : Patrons who sit with or get lap dances from the same dancer every time they visit the club.

Dancer’s Set : Also called A Set. The set of songs a dancer dances to each time she is on stage. Each club has their own number of songs a dancer must dance to per set. Typically this is 3-4 songs.

DATO : Dine at the O. Rimming, Asian, Tossed Salad, licking the anus.

DATY : Dine At The Y. Eating pussy, Cunnilingus.

Deposit : When a patron leaves his cum in a dancers mouth, pussy or hand. As in “I left her a deposit”.

DFK : Deep French Kiss. Kissing with the use of tongue, very deeply, and often passionately.

DJ Fee : A fee paid by the dancers to the DJ for playing their songs. This fee is typically paid once per shift, but varies in frequency and price by club.

DSL : Dick Sucking Lips.

Escort : Also known as hooker, prostitute or call girl. Any dancer who offers sex for money.

Extras : Extra Service. Any sexual act performed by a dancer on a patron. These acts may include, but are not limited to, Hand Jobs (HJ), Blow Jobs (BJ), Full Service (FS), Anal, and Tit Fucking (Russian). Typically these are frowned upon by club management, and are illegal in most clubs and considered to be a form of prostitution. Sometimes a dancer may provide extras because they like the patron, or sometimes they are intoxicated and offer them for free. Most of the time however extras are provided for an additional fee charged by the dancer.

Face Painting : When a patron spews his cum all over a dancer’s face. “When I exploded, I really painted her face.” Also referred to as a facial, or COF.

Facial : When a patron spews his cum all over a dancer’s face. Also referred to as a face painting, or COF.

Feature : Featured Entertainer. A special act brought in to draw patrons to the club. Typically these are well known dancers, models and porn stars.

Feature Dancer : Featured Entertainer. A special act brought in to draw patrons to the club. Typically these are well known dancers, models and porn stars.

Feature Entertainer : Featured Entertainer. A special act brought in to draw patrons to the club. Typically these are well known dancers, models and porn stars.

Flake : A dancer who is erratic, or exhibits unpredictable behavior.

Floor Fee : A fee charged to the dancers by the club for the privilege of working at the club. Also referred to as the House Fee.

Floor, The Floor : The open areas of the club that dancers can walk around. Pretty much any open area other than the stage.

FS : Full Service. Sexual intercourse. Also used for a dancer who provides a full range of sexual activities.

Full Contact : A lap dance with full contact between the dancer and the patron. This typically includes the patron being permitted to touch the dancer’s breasts, ass or crotch. Full Contact dances may also include the dancer grinding the patron, and stroking his genitals OTC.

GFE : Girl Friend Experience. When a dancer provides an experience similar to what you would expect from a girlfriend. This usually includes kissing, DFK, or FK.

Greek : Anal Sex. Also know as a trip to the Greek isles.

Half and Half : When a dancer offers to perform both a blow job and full service.

Hardwood Floors : A dancer with a cleanly shaven pubic area.

Harry James : Hand Job, Jerking Off. When a dancers jerks off a patron. Also Called an HJ.

HIP : Hand In Pants. When a dancer reaches inside a patrons pants.

HJ : Hand Job, Jerking Off. When a dancers jerks off a patron. Also Called Harry James.

Hooker : Also known as call girl, prostitute or escort. Any dancer who offers sex for money.

Hoover : A Dancer is said to be a Hoover, when she sucks all the money out of your wallet. A reference to Hoover Vacuum Cleaners.

HOP : Hand On Pants. When a dancer strokes a patron’s crotch outside the pants.

Hostess Club : A low end strip club, where haggling with the dancers for extras is considered acceptable behavior.

House Fee : A fee charged to the dancers by the club for the privilege of working at the club. Also referred to as the Floor Fee.

House Girls : Dancers who work a club on a regularly scheduled basis.

House Mom : A women or girl, who is not a dancer, but manages the dancers at the club. A house mom may be responsible for dancer scheduling, making sure the dancers are on stage for their dances, collecting house fees, and other various tasks related to the dancers

Irrumatio : Irrumatio, also called irrumation, but better known as face fucking, thrusting one’s penis into your partner’s mouth and throat in an attempt to gag.

ITC : 1. Inside The Club. When a patron agrees to meet a dancer inside the club, as opposed to meeting her outside of the club (see OTC). 2. Inside The Clothes. A term used to describe when a dancer reaches her hand inside a patron’s pants. (see HIP)

Kitty Litter : A term used to describe bits of toilet paper stuck to a dancer’s behind.

Landing Strip : A nicely trimmed pubic are where it is just a strip of hair.

Lapper : A Lap Dance sometimes referred to as a private dance. When a dancer comes off the stage and performs a dance for an individual patron. Lap Dances may occur at the patron’s seat, in a special lap dance room, or in private rooms, or champagne rooms. The term lap dance refers to a dancer dancing in/on a patron’s seated lap.

LD : A Lap Dance sometimes referred to as a private dance. When a dancer comes off the stage and performs a dance for an individual patron. Lap Dances may occur at the patron’s seat, in a special lap dance room, or in private rooms, or champagne rooms. The term lap dance refers to a dancer dancing in/on a patron’s seated lap.

LE : Law Enforcement. The Police.

LFK : Light French Kiss. Kissing with some light tongue action.

Little Blue Helper : Viagra. Also called a Blue Pill, or little blue pill.

Little Blue Pill : Viagra. Also called a Blue Pill, or little blue helper.

Lot Lizzard : Prostitutes who hang out in the parking lots of strip clubs

Mileage : Term used to describe the level of extras a dancer offers. “Her dances are high mileage.”

MILF : Mother I’d Love to Fuck. Typically used to refer to a hot looking mature dancer.

OTC : 1. Outside The Club. Patron arranges to meet the dancer outside of the club usually for a sexual rendezvous. 2. Over The Clothes. Dancers strokes the patron’s crotch through his pants. See HOP.

Pervert(s) Row : Dancers refer to the seating closest to the stage as perverts row, or sniffers row.

Pole Tricks : Special routines that a dancer performs on the pole. These can include things like hanging upside on the pole and spinning around the pole. Some dancers create very complex and aerobic moves based on the pole. Also called Pole Work.

Pole Work : Special routines that a dancer performs on the pole. These can include things like hanging upside on the pole and spinning around the pole. Some dancers create very complex and aerobic moves based on the pole. Also called Pole Tricks.

Prostitute : Also known as hooker, call girl or escort. Any dancer who offers sex for money.

PSE : Porn Star Experience. A dancer who offers extras that you would expect from a pornstar.

Regular : A Customer who frequents the club on a regular basis.

RIL : Regular In Love. A regular who gives falls in love with a dancer. This regular will often drip big money on the dancer in the hopes of a relationship outside the club.

Rimming : Also called Tossing The Salad, or Asian. Where one person licks the anus of another person

Rip Off : A dancer who promises things she doesn’t actually offer during the lap dance.

Rock : Also called a spectator, a patron who doesn’t tip the dancers or barmaid, and who never gets a lap dance. This patron typically enters the club, orders one drink and nurses it for the entire time he is at the club.

Russian : Also known as a titty fuck. This is where the dancer wraps her breasts around the patron’s penis, either with the penis outside the clothes, or fully clothed.

Six-foot Rule : Originally a Florida law which stated, that a dancer must maintain a six foot distance from a patron at all times, effectively eliminating any chance of contact between a dancer and patron. Other stated have instituted similar laws.

Spectator : Also called a rock, a patron who doesn’t tip the dancers or barmaid, and who never gets a lap dance. This patron typically enters the club, orders one drink and nurses it for the entire time he is at the club.

Spinner : A very petite dancer. A reference to the 1970’s toy, the Sit & Spin.

STD : Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Stick Shift : When a dancer performs a Hand Job either inside the clothes or over the clothes.

Stick Shifting : When a dancer performs a Hand Job either inside the clothes or over the clothes. See Also HIP, ITC, HOP and OTC.

Store Bought’s : Breast implants, also referred to as balloons, or bolt-on’s.

Strip Tease : An erotic performance by a female where she slowly removes her clothing, done with the intent of arousing men.

Stripper : A dancer. Any dancer who removes their clothes for money.

Table Dance : A dance where the dancer stands on the patron’s table, and does the equivalent of a stage dance.

Take Out : Dancers who provide escorting services outside of the club. “I called her for take out”.

The Pole : The pole that dancers swing around on while doing their stage act.

TOFTT : Take one for the Team. This is where a patron takes a lap dance with a dancer for the purpose of gaining information to report back to other patrons.

Tossing the Salad : Also called Asian, or Rimming. Where one person licks the anus of another person.

Upsell : When a dancer quotes one price for a dance, then hits the patron with a list of additional costs once inside the lap dance room.

VIP Room : Also called the Champagne Court, or Champagne Room. An upscale version of the lap dance room. The name was derived from the original Champagne rooms that required the patron to purchase an over-priced bottle of champagne to enter the room. VIP Rooms typically cost a premium and may or may not allow for a more private setting for the lap dance. Most VIP Rooms will allow for an extended dance time to justify the premium pricing.

Whale : A patron, usually a regular, who spends ridiculous amounts of money on their favorite dancer(s).

White Knight : A patron who comes to the rescue of a dancer, and is going to “save her” from her life as an exotic dancer. Or a patron who goes out of his way to defend a dancer from derogatory comments.

YMMV : Your Mileage May Vary. This dancer is inconsistent with the types of dances she provides to each patron. One patron may receive a very good experience, while another patron may have a miserable experience.

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